What does the NFL season and the national anthem have in common?

Kaepernick is gonna sit through them both.

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When is the only time a white NFL wide receiver is a good thing?

When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.

What does the NFL season and the national anthem have in common?

Kaepernick is gonna sit through them both.

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What's red, white and sits in a hole in a tree?

A sanitary owl

How did Humpty Dumpty get ripped?

Wall-sits.

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How did the dyslexic American mathematician sing the first line of his national anthem?

Oh secant, you say "

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Play the national anthem

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What did the soldier use to season his fries?

A salt rifle.

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The episode.