What does the NFL season and the national anthem have in common?

Kaepernick is gonna sit through them both.

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Nfl Jokes More Nfl Jokes

What do the NFL and Jail have in common?

You go in as a Tight End and leave as a Wide Receiver.

When is the NFL going to start drafting players with mental handicaps?

Have you ever seen a video of them getting the ball and not scoring a touchdown

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

How do you like your new teacher ?

Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one !

What do Eskimos get from sitting on a block of ice?

A. Polaroids.

National Anthem Jokes More National Anthem Jokes

How can the National Anthem be racist if?

The first words are, " Jose can you see "

How did the dyslexic American mathematician sing the first line of his national anthem?

Oh secant, you say "

Season Jokes More Season Jokes

What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards ?

Best vicious of the season

What do you call a group of crows?

The end of season 5.