What does the rude barista say to the customer in a coffee shop?

I cant decide whether you are a fruitcake or a doughnut!

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Why did the architect take so long to get started on his church blueprints?

He couldn't decide what font to use.

Why did the fisherman decide to go fishing?

For the halibut.

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What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on halloween?

Happy halloweenie

Why don't many customers go to the tea house?

Because the prices are so steep

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Why isn't John Oliver having sultanas in his fruitcake?

Because it's the currant year.

Why doesn't God like fruitcake?

Because he doesn't exist.

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What does the rude barista say to the customer in a coffee shop?

I cant decide whether you are a fruitcake or a doughnut!

How do you find the PC user in the coffee shop?

Follow the power cord.

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What does a doughnut have in common with a nut?

They dough nut have anything in common.

What did the cop say to the doughnut as he ate it?

Rest in **police**.