What does the Russian President enjoy having on his fries?

Putine...

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What happens if Russians fall from an Afghan boat?

They sue Kabul Yacht.

Why did the American spend an entire winter in a Russian hotel?

They say he was snowed in.

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What does the Philosophy major say a year after he graduates?

Would you like fries with that "

Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

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Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic?

Because he enjoys living in denial.

What do a chick and KFC have in common?

Once you're done enjoying the legs, thighs and breasts your left with a greasy box to stick your bone in.

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What does the Russian President enjoy having on his fries?

Putine...

What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz