What does the Russian President enjoy having on his fries?

Putine...

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Why did the cosmonaut forget to pack extra underwear?

Because he was Russian.

Why couldn't the Soviet Union get anything done?

They were always either Russian or Stalin.

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What do you call a trapped fly in a frying pan of stir fry?

Your mum

Who makes the best fried chicken?

Crispin Glover.

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What do you call a cow if he enjoys burgers?

A cannibull

Why do the rich enjoy tending to their gardens?

Because the they have an excuse to buy hose

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What does the Russian President enjoy having on his fries?

Putine...

What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz