Who did Alaska vote for?

Berrrnie Sanders H/T: wife

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Why didn't the man report his credit card stolen?

Because the thief was spending less than his wife.

What's the difference between a paycheck and a D**k?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

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Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

What's a horse's number one priority when voting?

A stable economy...

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Why don't hipsters live in Alaska?

Everything is cool there already.

Why the largest state in US has their own Airlines?

Alaska