Who did Alaska vote for?

Berrrnie Sanders H/T: wife

Previous Random Joke Next

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Who was that lady I saw you with last night?

The Canadian says "That was my wife."

What the Girlfriend, the Mistress and the Wife say Girlfriend: Are you done already?

Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...

Vote Jokes More Vote Jokes

What's a horse's number one priority when voting?

A stable economy...

What's the shortest way to the front page?

Up vote to find out.

Alaska Jokes More Alaska Jokes

How is Alaska in the NE?

They can see Russia.

Who's there ! Alaska ! Alaska who ?

Alaska my mummy !