What does the US military and a fart have in common?

Air Force

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What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

What do you call two Egyptians who've farted at the same time?

Tutankhamun.

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Why don't american have a bullet train?

They use the bullets to train the military.

Why Did The Military Take Over Turkey?

To Prove They Were Not Chicken

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Why do they always fly around a live turkey in a cage on Air Force 1?

A: For spare parts.

Why aren't there any black people in the Air Force?

They're still afraid of hangars.