Why do Republicans make good DJs?

Because they know how to shut the House down.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

What's the definition of a Mistress?

Oh, I don't know. Probably something between a Mister and a mattress.

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage?

She's afraid they'll bring down the house.

How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?

All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!"

Why is grandpa running daddy?

Shut up son, and give me another shell.

Republican Jokes More Republican Jokes

How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to pay a Mexican to do it, two to deport him afterwards.

What's the difference between a republican and a democrat?

How much damage can their Weiner make...

Good Dj Jokes More Good Dj Jokes

Why can a woman never be a good DJ?

They will never listen to Logic or Reason.

Why do bad farmers make good DJs?

Because they've got sick beets!