Ask them if they're on reddit. I'm sorry.
Don't worry. They'll tell you they're a vegetarian.
They're the ones who look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.
They would always ask their girlfriend before they came inside.
He had -ity!
Reddit! Courtesy of my 32 year old boyfriend. He cracks himself up.
Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.
The Holocaust.
I'll tell you tomorrow.
Gwyneth Paltrow's head.
