What dogs are best for sending telegrams ?

Wire haired terriers !!

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What's worse than getting AIDs?

Having to find out that your dog has AIDs too.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and agnostic?

Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog.

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Why did the Russians send a dog to space to die?

Because they didn't Lajka.

How do you unite both the Catholics and Protestants in Ireland?

By sending in millions of Muslims

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Why didn't you text me?

I'll never call you back. Like, ever. You'd have better luck with a telegram.

What dogs are best for sending telegrams ?

Wire haired terriers !!