What's worse than getting AIDs?

Having to find out that your dog has AIDs too.

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How are dogs and addicts similar?

They both have PAWS

What kind of dog can tell time?

A clockshund!

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What did the chemist say when hr found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly?

An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.

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What's worse than getting AIDs?

Having to find out that your dog has AIDs too.

Why does Michael Phelps refuse to aid his teammates in preparing for the Olympics?

He only Phelps himself.