What drug does the lord use to get work done?

God speed.

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Which insurance company does Bernie Sanders use?

Progressive.

How does Super Mario contact the dead?

He uses a Luigi board.

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Why do pills bottles have cotton in them?

So they can remind black people the picked cotton before they sold drugs.

What do you call a number on drugs?

High Five

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Where is the best place for a 1-legged waitress to work?

IHOP

How does a mathematician get rid of constipation?

He works it out with a pencil.

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What do you call an Irish snake in Lord of the Rings?

Legolas

What's White &amp Gooey and Rains Down From the Sky?

The coming of the Lord.