What drug does the lord use to get work done?

God speed.

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What should you use to make a boat explode?

A weapon of mast destruction.

What kind of soap do you use to clean a dirty joke?

Bawdy wash.

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How does the devil measure his drugs?

In pentagrams

What kind of drugs to frogs take?

methamphibians.

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How do you call sons of australians and germans?

Men at Work

What do you call a boat whose captain has no idea what he's doing and works for free?

The Internship

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What drug does the lord use to get work done?

God speed.

Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.