What workout routine did Jesus stick to best?

Crossfit

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Why is a train like a stick of gum?

A: One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.

How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?

A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

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Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha?

I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.

What is Jesus' favorite video game on earth?

I am bread.

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How did Jesus get so ripped?

He does crossfit.

Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion?

CrossFit