What workout routine did Jesus stick to best?

Crossfit

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Why don't midgets ever get accepted into nudist colonies?

They keep sticking their noses into everyone else's business.

What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny

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Why did Jesus have a six pack?

It was from all the cross-training...

Which woman has Jesus as a nephew?

The Auntie Christ.

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Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.

Why is Jesus Christ so buff?

Crossfit