What do you call a boat whose captain has no idea what he's doing and works for free?

The Internship

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What do you call a fish with two knees?

A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)

What do French labor reforms and French citizens have in common?

They'll never work.

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What does the captain of the USS Enterprise do for exercise?

Jean-Luc Picardio

Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.

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What's that hangin' off ye?

The pirate responds, "arrr! I've no idea, but it's drivin' me nuts!"

Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

Boat Jokes More Boat Jokes

What's a good movie?

Me: "Snakes on a plane" Friend: "Whats it about " Me: "Horses... horses on a boat"

What do you call a boat full of Karma?

An Upboat.