Why did Loki want the tesseract?

to get rid of his tesserection

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Why did Mubarak and Gaddafi get dehydrated?

They didn't want water from the Arab Spring.

Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet ?

He wanted to see the floor show !

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How do you get rid of somebody?

Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!

How to you get rid of the dandelions on your lawn?

Paint one of them black the others will move away.

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How does an Asgardian like his parties?

Loki

What's a Vikings favourite dance?

The Loki cokey.