Element Jokes

Which element is most likely to surrender an electron?

Francium.

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What do you cast a containment device out of element 28 in?

A: MOVIES!

What element can you find in almost any shoe store?

Heelium! I'll see myself out now...

What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element?

XeNON.

What do you call an element found in the ground?

Barium.

What elements make up life?

Lithium and Iron

Why is North Korea going fail against America?

They lack the element of supplies

Which element is unsure of it's gender?

Sili-kin

Why do we all marry?

because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!

What are the four elements?

Pupil: Fire Earth Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet Pupil: Well Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net I'm in my element.

What is the most unexpected part of a fast food meal?

The element of some fries.

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What element can combine with two nitrogens and an oxygen, and still have there be only one element?

XeNON.

Why are there no cats on Mars?

Because there is no oxygen and they'd die from UV radiation, you idiot.

George Washington Jokes More George Washington Jokes

Where does George Washington keep his armies?

In his sleavies!

What did George Washington say to his men just before they got in the boat?

Men, get in the boat!"

Helium Jokes More Helium Jokes

What happened to the guy who ingested helium?

He became enlightened.

What did Uranium-238 say to Helium when they first met?

IDK

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What does it mean when a pedestrian has the right of way?

When you see a pedestrian, youve got to get them, right away

What's faster than a black man with your TV?

His son with your DVD player! I mean no racism in this joke*

Electron Jokes More Electron Jokes

What's a homotron?

Just an electron that goes around looking for a fuse to blow!

What is the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

an electron

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What app do you use to browse Reddit on your phone?

9gag

Why does Reddit have so many reposts?

Because you already read-it.

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!

How do you make Ben Carson yell?

Watch a movie with him.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What's the worst thing to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.