Francium.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
A: MOVIES!
Heelium! I'll see myself out now...
XeNON.
Barium.
Lithium and Iron
They lack the element of supplies
Sili-kin
because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!
Pupil: Fire Earth Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet Pupil: Well Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net I'm in my element.
The element of some fries.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
The chemist may frown.
Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See It works doesn't it
Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.
A graduated cylinder!
Tin, because tin can.
His leg was in a cast.
Thousands of brown loafers
Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her.
Fe, because it's so ironic
If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
Well, if you can't helium and you can't curium, all you can do is barium!