What did they Deer say when she came out of the woods?

Answer: "I will never do that again for 2 bucks " My reply: Ha Ha! :)

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Who came in first?

The over easy egg because it was really runny. How about second The over medium egg because it was only a little runny. And last That would be the baked egg.

What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

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Why do we call lady parts beavers?

Because they devour wood.

How do you know if you are a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood

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Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

What do you think you're doing?

the observant teacher asks. To which he replies... "writing an ese"

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What's a Grecian Urn?

About 2 bucks an hour depending on what the current minimum wage is.

What did they Deer say when she came out of the woods?

Answer: "I will never do that again for 2 bucks " My reply: Ha Ha! :)