Why did the little boy throw the linen off the bed when he saw a ghost?

He was scared sheetless.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why do men get erections while they sleep?

So they don't accidentally roll out of bed.

What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M&M factory?

She kept throwing away all the W's.

What Happened to the Man who Threw a Flaming Bag of Poo?

He got turd degree burns.

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Why was the ghost on an episode of Hoaders?

He was a little... Possesive

What do ghosts call their true love?

Their ghoul-friend

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus

How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

Linen Jokes More Linen Jokes

What do communists clean first when they do their laundry?

Their Linens

What is a communist's favorite fabric?

Linen.