Why did the little boy throw the linen off the bed when he saw a ghost?

He was scared sheetless.

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What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ?

A horse !

How do you get a woman from to be, to bed?

Give her the D.

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How do Chinese parents pick a name for their child?

Throw an aluminum pan down the stairs.

How did they manage to smoke?

They threw a cigarette overboard, and made the boat a cigarette lighter

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

What does a ghost pick out of his nose?

Boo-gers

What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?

Hoblin Goblin.

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Why was the little boy crying at the diamond store?

He went to Jared

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.

Linen Jokes More Linen Jokes

Why did the little boy throw the linen off the bed when he saw a ghost?

He was scared sheetless.

What do communists clean first when they do their laundry?

Their Linens