100 Mph Jokes

What's green and red and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender.

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What fish goes up the river at 100mph ?

A motor pike !

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What does a frog that can read say?

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What do you call a frog with no hind legs?

A: Unhoppy!!

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What do you call a Canadian that's been run through a blender?

Pure-eh

What do you get when you shove an iPhone into a blender?

Apple Sauce