100 Mph Jokes

What's green and red and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender.

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What fish goes up the river at 100mph ?

A motor pike !

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How do you make a dog drink?

You put it in a blender.

How do you get 100 babies into a phone booth?

with a blender. how do you get them out? with a straw.

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What does a frog do when it barbecues?

Rib it...duh!

Why are frogs on the endangered species list?

Because they croak a lot!