Why did the coffee taste like mud?

It was ground a few minutes ago.

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What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

Why did the coffee taste like mud?

It was ground a few minutes ago.

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What happened to be, she, and they... ...when they were discovered face-down in the mud?

They were PRONOUNS dead

Why do they make condoms with ribs?

So you can get traction in the mud.

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What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

Flossless compression!

Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.