Grind Jokes

Why did the coffee taste like mud?

It was ground a few minutes ago.

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What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

Flossless compression!

What did the lesbian lumberjill say to her girlfriend?

Have I got an ax to grind with you.

What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.

What fruit did Hillary grind up in her juicer?

13 blackberries and 5 apples

What do giants and strippers have in common?

They both grind on bones to make their bread.

Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

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Spectacle Jokes More Spectacle Jokes

What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.

Why do you never wear two monocles at the same time?

Because you'd make a spectacle of yourself.

Lesbian Jokes More Lesbian Jokes

What's your view on lesbians?

1080p

What did one lesbian pirate say to the other?

Scissor me timbers!

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar?

Buck teeth!

Why do bees sting?

They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

What did the perverted scientist say to his colleague?

If you need me, I'll be in my Lab.

Giant Jokes More Giant Jokes

How much for the giant, walk-in medicine cabinet?

Sir, this is a liquor store."

What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.

High School Jokes More High School Jokes

How do you make a sports science major cry?

Remind them that high school is over.

How does Alabama keep alcohol out of high school?

Change the drinking age to 25

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What's happening!?

Wake up! WHO DID THIS TO YOU!

What happens when you put too many paintings in your car?

You can't make your van gogh.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop clowns from attacking you?

Go for the juggler

What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

A: The bus driver stops to let the kids out.