What happened when Apple added the new touchbar?

They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.

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What Happened when the girl sat on Lance Armstrong's lap?

She had a ball

What happens in a battle between storm troopers and red shirts?

Star Trek) The storm troopers all miss, and the red shirts all die

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What is one thing Harry Houdini can't escape from?

Stomach punches

How did 1337 Jesus escape his tomb?

X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.

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Why didn't Intel call the Pentium the 586?

A: Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605.

What can you add to any food to make it taste better?

The word "free"

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What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

What kind of apple isn't an apple?

A pineapple.

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Why did x and y break up?

They couldn't function together.

What do you call a mathematician who drinks too much?

A functioning alcoholic.