What gets bigger every time I watch my neighbor undress in her bedroom window?

The restraining order

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What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

What game are you watching?

I wonder what she thought I was doing with my hands.

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What gets bigger every time I watch my neighbor undress in her bedroom window?

The restraining order

How is being married like puttin' on a tin roof?

If you don't nail her good she'll be at the neighbors.

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Why couldn't the faucet be within 100 feet of the pasta bowl?

A: There was a restraining order.

Why did Jack get a restraining order?

Beanstalking.