Who's cheese is on those chips?

Fixed And I said, "Well, obviously *na-chos*." Get it It sounds like '*not yours*' with an accent.

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What's the sound of a water truck hitting a vinegar truck?

KAAA DOOOUUCHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why is a cow that he jumps?

Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)

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What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese ?

Thanks I'll just have a sliver !

What's a Scottish cannibal's favorite food?

Mac in cheese

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Why did Ellen Pao fire an employee with cancer?

Fixed* deleted

Why didn't Sean Connery get his roof fixed?

He said he "couldn't find a shingle person to do it."

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Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry

Why was the fish processing factory built beside the computer factory?

So that they could make fish and chips.

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What gets you hot, baby?

Me: mmm, talk to me in an accent. H: Zoinks, like, there's a ghost! Let's get out of here Scoob! M: *swoons*

Who's cheese is on those chips?

Fixed And I said, "Well, obviously *na-chos*." Get it It sounds like '*not yours*' with an accent.