Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school?

He was Russian.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What do you call a fissure in the earth that houses old Russian rulers who like to mock others ironically?

Tsar-Chasm

What do you call a bolshevik in a hurry?

A rushin' russian.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why is an executioner a terrible high-fiver?

He always leaves you hanging

Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses?

They got Snowden.

Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

What will Putin be having for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey.

What did people call Putin after he lost an arm?

Amputin

School Jokes More School Jokes

What do you call a stupid kid in pre-school?

Names.

How many girlfriend does a white boy need to shoot a school?

None.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why are Republicans always so strung up about 9/11?

A: Elephants never forget.

What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

How can we keep our school Clean?

Student : By Staying at home. :p

What is a long distance love?

It's when you're in the office, bed is at home and whiskey is in the bar.

Backpack Jokes More Backpack Jokes

What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.

What does the guy who has been backpacking just a bit too long miss most about home ?

A home-cooked shower.