Why do hipsters burn their lips when they drink tea?

Because they drink it before it's cool.

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What do you get when you burn down Woolworths?

Coles.

How did the mobster burn his lips on a tailpipe?

He tried to blow up a police car.

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Why do some people cough alot?

Because they drink to much coughee.

What happened to the native man that drank 23 cups of tea?

He went home and drowned in his tea pee.

Tea Jokes More Tea Jokes

What do Englishmen like more than tea?

Tea tea

Why didn't the coffee and the tea get along?

Because they were being "brewed"

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How do you poison a hipster?

Gluten

What did the hipster say when a starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!"

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How do you get people to quit smoking?

Cut off their lips

How can you tell when a salesperson is lying?

His lips are moving.