Why do hipsters burn their lips when they drink tea?

Because they drink it before it's cool.

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What happened when the shoe factory burned down?

500 soles were lost.

What is a witch's least favorite food?

Burnt steak.

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What kind of water do ducks drink?

Bottled Waddle.

How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all your booze?

You invite two of them.

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How do Vampires Make Tea?

Used Tampons

What does a pirate do when he has a cold?

Arrr make tea

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How do hipsters measure weight?

In Instagrams.

Why don't hipsters like rivers?

Too mainstream

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Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.

Why are none talking in the ladies sauna?

They are sitting on their lips!