What happened to the pie dish that got arrested?

He was foiled.

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What happens when you go to the bathroom scared?

A spooky dookie.

What happens if you see twin witches?

You won't be able to tell witch witch is witch.

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie?

Because he was arrested for pirating movies since it's illegal!

What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

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What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

What did the tin man say after he was ran over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!"