Foil Jokes

What did the tin man say after he was ran over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!"

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What happened to the pie dish that got arrested?

He was foiled.

How do you foil a plan?

p + l)(a + n)=pa+pn+la+ln

How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!"

What did the evil tin man say when he was run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

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He looked a little blue

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Why did the black kid fail algebra?

Because he didn't study.

Why did the restaurant on the moon fail?

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What did the evil tin man say when he was run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

What did the tin man say after he was ran over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!"

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How many tweakers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who wants to know

What does a tweaker and a Jehovah's Witness have in common?

Both ride bicycles and are on a mission.

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What do you call a cookie without legs?

A cookie

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You got six cookies and five of them is gluten free.

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You get an unpleasant vowel movement.

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Why did the feminist get triggered?

The police found it easier than arresting her.

Why was the garbage man arrested?

Because he was bin laden.