What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?

It took ears off his life!

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They would have discovered Penicil(e )

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Its hard

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25 to Life.

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Not sure, gotta catch them all first!

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Chasing parked cars.

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Why the dude's ear is blinking blue?

Because he has a blue tooth in his ear...

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Shine a flashlight in his ears.

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What is the Easter Bunny's favourite kind of story?

A cotton tale!

Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.