What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?

It took ears off his life!

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What happened in France?

Did they release a GTA Go

What happens when you go to the bathroom scared?

A spooky dookie.

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Whats the favored pasta dish among ISIL members?

Baked Yazidi............ I know where I'm going after this life :(

What am I doing with the rest of my life?

I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...

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Why did the film critic protest the new children's cemetery?

He's not a fan of juvenile plots.

What do you call a black guy with a fan?

Antique air conditioner.

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What was the man running around ?

from my 5yr old son Because he wanted to catch some sleep.

What do you call it when an author catches you off guard with innuendo?

Surprise subtext.

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Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)

What kind of alcohol gets stuck in your head for days?

Red Red Wine!

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When does one play a corny game?

You play it by ear.

How does a woman hold her licker??

By the ears...

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What is the Easter Bunny's favourite kind of story?

A cotton tale!

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Because he kept quacking all the eggs!