Why was everybody too afraid to go to the barber?

He committed barbercide.

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What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one?

An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.

What do you call ghosts commiting bank robberies?

The Polterheist

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What has six balls and screws everybody?

The lottery.

How do you greet people at a funeral?

Mourning, everybody!

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How much for a haircut?

Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.

Why did the German get their tailor and their barber mixed up?

They call their tailor Herr Dresser