Why was everybody too afraid to go to the barber?

He committed barbercide.

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Why was everybody too afraid to go to the barber?

He committed barbercide.

Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

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Why was everybody too afraid to go to the barber?

He committed barbercide.

Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

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What do you call someone who has to shave 30 times a day?

A barber

Why did the barber win the race?

He took a short cut.