What's a priests least favorite thing about New Years?

The balls drop.

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What noise did the dumbbells make when they were dropped?

Dong-Ding.

What does Snoop Lion do when he forgets to wear oven mitts?

Drops it like it's hot.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why did the Tinman not go to the ball?

His heart wasn't in it.

When is the NFL going to start drafting players with mental handicaps?

Have you ever seen a video of them getting the ball and not scoring a touchdown

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike ?

They both have ornamental balls.

What is the favorite note of a priest?

A minor

New Years Jokes More New Years Jokes

What's the true meaning of a New Years resolution?

Something you do for the first week of the new year.

What do you call Jamal's dad during Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years?

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