What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?

They lived hoppily ever after!

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What happens when you microwave a DVD?

you get a VHS tape.

What would happen if the Illuminati and Half-Life 3 agreed with each other?

Illuminati and Half-Life 3 conformed.

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Whatcha watching?

Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.

What's the bad news?

Asked the patients. "You only have 24-hours to live." "And the really bad news " I should have told you yesterday.

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How do know if the person that you have just met is a DJ?

They will tell you.

What do you call it when two Vietnamese people meet?

A Nguyen-Nguyen situation

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Why did the rabbit cross the road?

Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!

What's the fastest way to send a rabbit?

Haremail.

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What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams?

Shoot for the Tsars.

Why was the man at the cookout so happy?

He met the grill of his dreams.

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How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

By hare mail!

Where do Easter bunnies dance?

At the basketball.