What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?

They lived hoppily ever after!

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What's so weird about a steroid addiction?

No matter what happens, the addiction always makes you stronger.

What happened to the man running in front of the car?

He got tired. What happened to the man running behind the car He got exhausted.

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Why are women so bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.

What's the only positive from living in the ghetto?

Pregnancy tests

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What did the sperm say to the egg?

Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?

What do you say if you meet a toad?

Wart's new

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What does a bunny do to a bank?

Rabbit

Why must rabbits never miss dinner?

With out their tea they'd be Rabbis.

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Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

Why are all black people scared of sleeping?

Cause one had a dream, and he died.

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What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?

It took ears off his life!

How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up?

He uses Hare Spray... (Ill see myself out)