What happens when a Cow tries to jump over a fence?

Udder destruction

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Psychic: That shirt is too small. Employee: You didn't even try it on. Psychic: I'm a medium.

What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

How do you greet the cold horse across the fence?

Howdy Neigh - Brr Made up by my 4 year old son.