What happens when a Cow tries to jump over a fence?

Udder destruction

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What happened when the cow tried to milk itself?

It was an udder catastrophe.

What is an Actor?

A man who tries to be everything but himself

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When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing... ?

A fence.

Why do they put fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.