What happens when a Cow tries to jump over a fence?

Udder destruction

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What's the first thing you should do when confronted by an evil spirit?

Try to neghostiate.

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)

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Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

What time zone are you in when you find a sheep stuck in a fence?

Mountin' time