What is an Actor?

A man who tries to be everything but himself

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What's black and red, flashes like hell and annoys men?

Live Jasmine

Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine?

A: It depends on the age.

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Why did the mirror have holes in it?

A: A moron kept trying to shoot himself.

What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

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What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

What do you call a river that's an actor?

Russell Flow