What happens when a T-Rex bites you?

A: You get a dino-sore.

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He cracks up

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M'laria

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His balk was worse than his bite!

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Why can a T-Rex not touch his toes?

Because he's extinct

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What's it called when a T-Rex hurts itself?

A dino-sore

What do you call a T-Rex that's been weightlifting all day?

Dino-sore