Why can't you hear a pterodactyl peeing?

Because P is silent.

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Why does a pterodactyl always urinate on the side of the bowl?

Because the pee is silent.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a leak?

Because their entire species is extinct.

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What happens if you pee on Putin's head?

Urine big trouble...

What did the toilet say to the pee?

urine