Why can't you hear a pterodactyl peeing?

Because P is silent.

Previous Random Joke Next

Pterodactyl Jokes More Pterodactyl Jokes

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

The p is silent.

What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom?

Nothing, the pee is silent

Pee Jokes More Pee Jokes

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl when it pees?

Because the p is silent.

Why's the couch smell like pee?

Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."