Why can't you hear a pterodactyl peeing?

Because P is silent.

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What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom?

Nothing, the pee is silent

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee?

Because they're all dead

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What can 5 men do that 5 women can't do?

Pee in a cup.

What did the doctor say to the man who couldn't pee?

Urine trouble!