What happens when clowns get divorced?

They end up in a custardy battle.

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What happened when the Ape won the door prize?

He didn't take it - he already had a door!

What happens if you cut off your left hand?

You would be all right.

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What has an R at the beginning, a T at the end, and EPOS in the middle?

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Is the pool safe for diving?

It deep ends.

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How do you get a clown off a swing?

hit him in the face with an Axe

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Go for the juggler

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What happens when clowns get divorced?

They end up in a custardy battle.

What happens when two pastries divorce?

They have a custardy battle