What happens when clowns get divorced?

They end up in a custardy battle.

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How many atheist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. It will happen itself.

What happened to the man who put his false teeth in backwards?

He ate himself!

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What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter?

an Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke

How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?

Somebody took a corner!

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How do you stop a clown from laughing?

Hit it in the face with an axe.

How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus?

At the circus, the clowns don't talk.

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What happens when two pastries divorce?

They have a custardy battle

What happens when clowns get divorced?

They end up in a custardy battle.