What happens when two pastries divorce?

They have a custardy battle

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What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.

What happened when Billy Mays's ghost floated into the rave?

Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.

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What happens when clowns get divorced?

They end up in a custardy battle.

What happens when two pastries divorce?

They have a custardy battle

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What did the pastry from Denmark say to the pastry from Norway?

Hey, I'm Danish. JK they're pastries, they can't talk.

What did they say about the pastry with the low IQ?

He was Retarted