What do you call it when you can't decide between a natural birth and the hospital?

A midwife crisis.

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Why the plus or minus on the pregnancy test, ept?

How about a simple yes or no and we'll decide if that's positive or negative.

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I'll be bach.

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Because the stock broker!

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What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.

What do you call it when your water breaks and you can't get ahold of the midwife?

A midwife crisis.