What do you call it when you can't decide between a natural birth and the hospital?

A midwife crisis.

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Why did the chicken decide not to cross the road?

because it did.

Why are you taking so long to order?

Diner: I can't decide whether I want heartburn or nausea.

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Where is the worst place to hide in a hospital?

In the ICU.

Why do asians got to the hospital after voting?

Everyone knows that you should see a doctor for an erection that last longer than 4 hours.

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What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.

What do you call it when your water breaks and you can't get ahold of the midwife?

A midwife crisis.