What do you say if your peeing in Ireland and spot a leprechaun?

Urine luck

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The outside

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Pubs

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Farty.

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I may be a two but your an eight..

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Urine over your head!

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Urine.

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One's a leprechaun and the other's a leper-con.

What do you say if your peeing in Ireland and spot a leprechaun?

Urine luck