Why didn't the Photon have any luggage on the plane?

He was Travelling Light

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Why were the Chinese trying to light a bbq grill out in the rain?

Because it was raining cats and dogs. :D

What kind of math can you do with light?

Refractions

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Why was NASA so interested on travelling to Mars?

Because it had their Curiosity.

What is a time travelling vacuum cleaner called?

Dr Whoover

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What is the difference between two towers?

A plane

What do you get when you cross a snake with a plane?

A boeing constrictor

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What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane?

Carrion.

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Why did the photon stop drinking after traveling 670 million miles?

because Happy Hour ended.

Why do photons travels slower through water?

They having a float-on. it very good