Why didn't the Photon have any luggage on the plane?

He was Travelling Light

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Which unit describes the intensity of light in South Africa?

Nelson Candela

Who turns the lights off at halloween ?

The light's witch !

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Why doesn't the sun pack it's bags?

Because it's traveling light!

Why didn't the Photon have any luggage on the plane?

He was Travelling Light

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What do you call a plane with no wings?

Fly Curious.

Why did the identical twins survive the plane crash?

Because twins being destroyed by planes is too cliche, I guess.

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What type of luggage only speaks in short sentences ?

A brief case.

What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

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What do pirates have in common with photons?

They both travel at c

Why do photons travels slower through water?

They having a float-on. it very good