What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between one yard and two yards?

A: A fence.

What s the difference between toilet paper and toast?

Toast is brown on both sides.

Bait Jokes More Bait Jokes

How do you catch a Swedish fish?

With a gummy worm as bait

What's the difference between a good joke and click bait?

This isn't a good joke.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Who Hates Everyone?

A 4chan!

Why do blacks smell?

So blind people can hate them too.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

What do you call a book case hogging all the books?

Shelf-ish

Fisherman Jokes More Fisherman Jokes

Why are fishermen so good at geometry?

Cause they're good anglers.

Why did the fisherman decide to go fishing?

For the halibut.

Hook Jokes More Hook Jokes

What's the difference between an angler and a dunce?

One baits his hooks while the other hates his books.

Why are fish so gullible?

They fall for things hook line and sinker!