What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottsman?

The Rolling Stones say "Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!" And a Scottsman says "Hey McLeod, get of me ewe!"

What's the difference between Naruto and Bleach?

No one ever told me to drink Naruto

Bait Jokes More Bait Jokes

How do you catch a Swedish fish?

With a gummy worm as bait

What's the difference between an angler and a dunce?

One baits his hooks while the other hates his books.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

What part of the hospital does John Cena hate the most?

the ICU

Why does Tumblr hate symmetrical shapes?

Because they can't even

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

Which book makes prudish Gorillas blush?

The Naked Ape!

What do you call a book case hogging all the books?

Shelf-ish

Fisherman Jokes More Fisherman Jokes

What did the fisherman say to the fisherwoman?

Your place or mine

What did the fisherman do when he really liked a woman?

He invited her over to net fish and krill.

Hook Jokes More Hook Jokes

Why did the spelling bee champ have to go to rehab?

He was hooked on phonics.

Why did the fish jump out of the water?

Because he was hooked on worms.