Why u bean like this?

SMACK "Don't u carrot all " CRACK

Previous Random Joke Next

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

How many Chicago Policemen does it take to crack an egg?

None. It fell down the stairs.

Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?

Because they're both cracked!

Carrot Jokes More Carrot Jokes

What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny

Why u bean like this?

SMACK "Don't u carrot all " CRACK

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

What's the thing u don't tell a vampire?

Bite me.

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

Smack Jokes More Smack Jokes

What did the rude prism say to the beam of light that smacked into him?

Get bent!

Why don't I play chess with the Prodigy?

they smack my bishop