Brain Surgeon Jokes

What do you call a brain surgeon that had a C- average?

A dentist

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What do you call a group of brain surgeons?

A neural network.

What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?

They will give you a piece of your mind.

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Anger Jokes More Anger Jokes

When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.

What's ur biggst fear?

Child1: Ghosts! Child2: Dogs! Child3: That humanity's core reaction to misunderstanding is anger

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

What did the man who survived a javelin headwound say to his opponent?

Thanks for opening my mind.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce on its face?

Chicken Caesar salad.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What is the worst part about being told you have Alzheimer's?

It never happens just once.

What happens when two snails fight?

A: They slug it out.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you do when attacked by a group if clowns?

Go for the juggler.

What do you call a group of twelve, angry, well-endowed men?

A hung jury.

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

What did the artist say to the dentist?

Matisse hurt!

Who's the man who, with just the slightest touch- gives you chills and makes you tremble with anticipation ?

Your dentist.