Brain Surgeon Jokes

What do you call a brain surgeon that had a C- average?

A dentist

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What do you call a group of brain surgeons?

A neural network.

What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?

They will give you a piece of your mind.

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What's the difference between a group of pigmies and a lesbian track team?

One of them is a bunch of cunning runts

What do you call a group of blind German kids?

Not-sees

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What happened to the tree after it caught fire?

It became entally handicapped

What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ?

After a week he was spotless !

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How have you done that?

I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.

What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

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What's ur biggst fear?

Child1: Ghosts! Child2: Dogs! Child3: That humanity's core reaction to misunderstanding is anger

What would Jesus say if you angered him?

I'm Crossed."

Dentist Jokes More Dentist Jokes

Why are you laughing?

My dentist just pulled one of my teeth out. I don't see much to laugh about in that. But it was the wrong one!

What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist?

A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you.

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What do you call a man of high authority, stoned out of his mind strolling along in the forest?

Hiking

When is your mind like a rumpled bed?

When it isn't made up yet.