Why wasn't the chemist concerned when she blew up her experiment?

Oxidants happen,

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What happened to the horse that ate a duracell battery?

He went on furlong-er.

What happened when the cannibal was late to the dinner party?

He got the cold shoulder.

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What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.

How did the mobster burn his lips on a tailpipe?

He tried to blow up a police car.

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What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"

How does a chemist introduce Batman?

Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium Batman!

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What would Gregor Mendel pray for if he had a blender for his experiments?

Whirled Peas

Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

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Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

What did you find most attractive concerning Monica Lewinsky?

He replied, 'She had the prettiest smile I ever came across."