What happens when you get some vinegar in your ear?

You suffer from pickled hearing!

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Why do New Zealand race horses run faster than other race horses?

They saw what happened to the sheep

What happened to the blind surgeon?

He got the sack.

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What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering

What do women that have miscarried suffer from?

Mourning Sickness.

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What do you call a huge ugly slobbering furry monster with cotton wool in his ears?

Anything you like he can't hear you.

What does a television have in common with a rabbit?

His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar ?

A sourpuss !

What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.