How are you baby?

I am in bed and thinking about you ... And you my dear - I am at a club ... And sitting right behind you!!

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

Oh sheeeeeettttt!

What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl?

What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl? A GOOD girl goes to a party, goes home then goes to bed. A BAD girl goes to a party, goes to bed then goes home.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

When are you going to learn to drive?

I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.

How do pirates know that they exist?

They think, therefore they arrrr

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why do women have babies?

Because it hurts and they deserve it

What do a burnt pizza and a baby have in common?

Some idiot pulled it out to late

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting "Pieces of four"?

Short John Silver!

What's the deal with my laptop?

I'm sitting there typing and the battery drains, does this ever happen to you? So this little message pops up: Plug in or find another power source. Do you get that message? What other power source are they talking about? Well, I can't find that cable, so I'll go ahead and plug in to the hamster wheel generator I keep just in case. That's my other power source.

Club Jokes More Club Jokes

What did the bacon say to the sandwich?

This club can't even handle me right now

What happened when the Eskimo teens went clubbing?

They got new fur coats.