How are you baby?

I am in bed and thinking about you ... And you my dear - I am at a club ... And sitting right behind you!!

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why was the policeman in bed?

Because he was an undercover cop

What do you tell a diabetic girl in bed?

Hi sugar

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How many people from rio does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian. Saw this joke elsewhere and thought i'd share it here.

What's the difference between Jesus and Bono?

Jesus doesn't think he's Bono

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call a baby from Dover?

Doverkiin.

How do you get a baby into a shoebox?

A. With a blender. Q. How do you get a baby out of a shoebox? A. With a straw.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.

Whats the difference between an environmentalist and a dog sitting in the rain?

eventually the dog sitting in the rain will stop whinging.

Club Jokes More Club Jokes

How do you keep a club exclusively for straight edgers?

You weed out the rest

What did the DJ order from the deli?

A club sandwich with extra beets.