What do Twitter users and regular humans have in common?

Both start off as eggs.

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How do hens always know what size your egg cup is?

They don't but all eggs always fit.

What does an egg say when he gets turnt?

Om lit cred: my friend DaMexicanBurrito from playstation.

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What's her name?

Me: I'm not telling you. Him: What does it start with at least Me:

Why does Star Wars Movies numbering scheme starts with 4,5,6?

Because in charge of the numbers, Yoda was

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Why does Brendon Rodgers hate Twitter?

It only allows 140 characters

What do you do at a red light?

Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."

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What do Twitter users and regular humans have in common?

Both start off as eggs.

What do Twitter users and lollipops have in common?

They're mostly Dum Dums.