A: The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.
A visit from the cops.
A dog house, because a cat house has no woof!
From the looks of it, your dad won
A Chicago Bear
Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath
To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.
THE FEET, THE FEET, THE FEET!!!
One day she'd just had un uf.
Racist
Not too well considering they can't finish a race.
Because running is past tents.
A French pig goes, "Oui! Oui! Oui!" all the way home.
One two three' cat, because 'Un deux trois' cat sank.
The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.
Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!