What do you call that part of the pharmacy where they keep the condoms, birth-control pills, etc.?

The Contrasection.

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Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

What size box of condoms do you never want to buy?

The family size.

What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.

Pharmacy Jokes More Pharmacy Jokes

Where do farm animals get their groceries?

The pharmacy.

Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

Birth Control Pill Jokes More Birth Control Pill Jokes

What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.

What do you call that part of the pharmacy where they keep the condoms, birth-control pills, etc.?

The Contrasection.