What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.

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What happened to the man who went to court for making deafening noises?

He lost his hearing.

Why did the Cold War never happen?

Because Joseph was Stalin.

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What do you throw to a drowning banjo player?

His mandolin.

How do you throw a party in space?

You planet

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What method does the Australian god use to part the Red Sea?

Oz Moses.

Why does Woody Harrelson's wife call him Moses?

Because he Ramparts the red sea each month