What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.

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What happens when you join two Koreans together?

Linkin Park.

What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday?

He ate himself.

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What do you do when you see Michael J. Fox in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry.

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream?

She got hit by a bus. Sequel: Why did the little girl's sister drop her ice cream Someone threw a fridge at her.

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What method does the Australian god use to part the Red Sea?

Oz Moses.

How did Moses part the Red Sea?

He used a Sea-saw.