What method does the Australian god use to part the Red Sea?

Oz Moses.

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What do ghosts use to phone home?

A terror-phone.

What did the bee use to dry off after swimming?

A *bee*ch towel. What did the bee use to get out the tangles A honeycomb.

Australian Jokes More Australian Jokes

How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.

What do Australians say when they go to bed?

G'night mate

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How do you stop an F4 tornado from destroying a town?

A roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris! However, this method will cause more destruction than the tornado.

What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?

Parents.

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What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)

What happens when you throw a green stone into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.