What method does the Australian god use to part the Red Sea?

Oz Moses.

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What else do you need when you use your Batman shampoo?

Conditioner Gordon.

Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

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What do you call an Australian singer who was born in Australia?

Aussie Aus-born.

What's the difference between a French kiss and an Australian kiss?

They are basically the same except you do an Australian kiss down under.

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What is a video game characters favorite method of brawling?

Hitboxing!

What method does the Australian god use to part the Red Sea?

Oz Moses.

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What happens when you throw a black rock into the Red Sea?

I originally thought that the black rock gets wet, but it was brought to my attention that the Red Sea is in the middle east, so it prob'ly starts a holy war!

What happens when you throw a green stone into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.