What method does the Australian god use to part the Red Sea?

Oz Moses.

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Which insurance company does Bernie Sanders use?

Progressive.

What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

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What do Australian terrorists say before attacking?

Uluruakbar

What does an Australian witch ride on?

A broomerang!

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What method did SFML perform when the Human lost to the AI?

Text.GetRect()

What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?

Parents.

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.

Why did the Red sea not find a good husband?

because she was too shallow.